Scissorhands vs. Cullen

Edward Scissorhands or Edward Cullen?
okay, I can't decide...I love both dearly. Here are some facts to help you make your decision

EXHIBIT A: popularity
Edward Scissorhands Movie (1990)
Domestic total gross income: $56,362,352
Twilight Movie (2008)
Domestic total gross income: $191,368,000 (along with $181,980,944 foreign income, giving it a worldwide total gross of $373,348,944.

Cullen- 1
Scissorhands- 0

EXHIBIT B: type
Edward Scissorhands is classified as a Fantasy Drama.
Twilight is classified as a Romance.

This win has to go to fantasy drama. So much cooler.
Cullen- 1
Scissorhands- 1

EXHIBIT C: actor
Johnny Depp

Robert Pattinson


Hands down, Johnny Depp.
Cullen- 1
Scissorhands- 2

EXHIBIT D: character (male)

Edward Cullen

Edward Scissorhands


hmm...difficult. I would have to pick Cullen though.
Cullen- 2
Scissorhands- 2

EXHIBIT E: character (female)
Kim (Winona Ryder)

Bella Swan (Kirsten Stewart)


I have to choose Winona.
Cullen- 2
Scissorhands- 3

EXHIBIT F: storyline
Edward Scissorhands: An Avon lady, Peg Boggs (Dianne Wiest), discovers the half-finished experiment--a man/monster named Edward (Johnny Depp)--of a mad scientist (played magically by Vincent Price) living in the neighborhood's old abandoned castle. The scientist died before replacing the shy man's large shears with real hands. When Peg attempts to bring Edward into her suburban world, to live among her skeptical family (husband Alan Arkin and daughter Winona Ryder) and gossipy neighbors, his hands--dangerous yet capable of creating things of great beauty--make for some awkward, funny, and poignant situations: Edward as a topiary gardener, Edward as a cutting-edge hair stylist. EDWARD SCISSORHANDS is a story about tolerance, difference, and creativity as much as it is a story of a young man's coming of age (the young man in question is, of course, a monster). In the ironically surreal world of Edward's suburban community, he must try to find his place in it, and in the world at large.

Twilight: TWILIGHT is an action-packed, modern day love story between a vampire and a human. Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) has always been a little bit different, never caring about fitting in with the trendy girls at her Phoenix high school. When her mother remarries and sends Bella to live with her father in the rainy little town of Forks, Washington, she doesn’t expect much of anything to change. Then she meets the mysterious and dazzlingly beautiful Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), a boy unlike any she’s ever met. Intelligent and witty, he sees straight into her soul. Soon, Bella and Edward are swept up in a passionate and decidedly unorthodox romance. Edward can run faster than a mountain lion, he can stop a moving car with his bare hands - and he hasn’t aged since 1918. Like all vampires, he’s immortal. But he doesn’t have fangs, and he doesn’t drink human blood; Edward and his family are unique among vampires in their lifestyle choice. To Edward, Bella is that thing he has waited 90 years for - a soul mate. But the closer they get, the more Edward must struggle to resist the primal pull of her scent, which could send him into an uncontrollable frenzy. But what will Edward & Bella do when James (Cam Gigandet), Laurent (Edi Gathegi) and Victoria (Rachelle Lefevre), the Cullens’ mortal vampire enemies, come to town, looking for her?

Okay, at this point I have to say that as far as movies go, Edward Scissorhands wins right here.

Cullen- 2
Scissorhands- 4

But, the fact that Twilight is a book (and a page-turner, at that) and there will most likely be three more movies following this one, Cullen has to get 2 points.

Cullen- 4
Scissorhands- 4



So there you go. I can't decide.


Bee: if you read this, I just want you to know that I'm about to go check my mail! :)

Celeb vs. Celeb: Backstreet Boys vs. N*SYNC

Okay, I think this is an issue that needs to be addressed, a question that must be answered:

WHO IS BETTER? N*SYNC OR THE BACKSTREET BOYS?

Simple answer: The Backstreet Boys. I mean, really. Lets take a look at the 5 areas that matter.


LOOK
puh-lease. There is no question. Winner of this round: BSB
Need proof? That's fine. A simple picture analysis will prove my point:

The Backstreet Boys



N*SYNC...**cough** GAY **cough**
I hate you, Joey fatone. You are the embodiment of the perverted soul within each and every mall santa.
Lance Bass, you're gay; But at least you admit it.
Chris Kirkpatrick...who cares? Just ask Eminem.
Justin Timberlake, you're not that awesome. Cry me a river.


SMELL:
Again, another easy win. Round 2 victors: BSB
Proof of this? lets try another picture analysis.

Looks like Joey Fat One...Fatone...can't even handle his own man-stink.


Oh, Kevin Richardson! You smell like JESUS!

TASTE
okay, I don't think I am at liberty to discuss this. Cannibalism is illegal in the US...might have to go to Canada to discuss this one...so we can call this one a draw.

SOUND
Oh, yeah. This one is the big boy. Let's break it down.

EXHIBIT A: JC CHASEZ, ALL DAY LONG I THINK ABOUT SEX
I will not be so cruel as to ask you to watch this whole video. You should know though, that I was forced to watch this whole video when my WHOLE COMPUTER froze EXCEPT this video...all in the name of science. Anyways, here it is. I cannot allow myself to put the actual video on my blog...so heres the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydQhd_go7lc

If I was allowed to adress JC on this issue, I believe my response would be something like,"Mr. Chasez, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."


Moving on. Current Score: BSB-3 N*SYNC-0

EXHIBIT B: BACKSTREET BOYS, EVERYBODY (BACKSTREETS BACK)
Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6XE1XRiLeY

not only do The BSB show off their theatrical talents, they entertain while sounding AWESOME, making you want to dance and cry at the same time from the beauty of it all.



so the final score is: Backstreet Boys-4 N*SYNC-0
point proven.